I’m laughing so hard is this supposed to be “impressive” or something, because it’s really just the Quadratic Formula?
WHYD IDNT SHE JSTU FACTOR IT
When Ned the pie maker mentioned he is a vegetarian, I thought nothing of it until about 20 minutes later when it hit me
Little bits of animal coming alive in his mouth oh my g o d
blue ivy singing surfboard is cute in theory but then you remember she’s singing about her mom riding her dad
my dude not allowed to call me his “main chick” bc that insinuates that there is a side chick and there shall be-eth no bitch but I.
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good