We Fucked Up Bigger and Better Than Any Generation

You can call me KiRA.
I'm 19. On June 16 my mom wasn't able to attend her own baby shower cause she was too busy pushing me out of her vagina.


What’s that on your hand????? *holds it* itS ME

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so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction


however when my pizza arrived i got this


no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david


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i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out



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i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead of right or like a window which is only small instead of ceiling to floor or areas and landscapes on the road like cmon now i have to completely renovate the land in my head 

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So, it should be general knowledge by now that the dwarf.actors from The Hobbit did a naughty calender for Peter’s 50th birthday. We got quite a lot of information about that this weekend.

Adam Brown is May because it’s his birthday month. He is wearing his fat suit,…

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dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

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