do u ever talk about an old fandom that you’re not in anymore and like eh you’re not all that interested in it at all but you remember being interested and it’s like
residual interest coming from the pAST WOAH NELLY WE’RE GOIN ON A RIDE BACK TO 2009 HELL YEA HELL Y E A
ODYSSEUS: maybe patroclus should sleep in his own tent
afraid i’m gonna do something
ODYSSEUS: well yeah
hi yeah we’re neuroatypical trans kiddos who need a place to stay in brampton, mississuaga or toronto as soon as possible because of our parents transphobia and abusive tendencies. please please please we really need out of our house so if you could house us or signal boost this that would be great thank you so much.
ppplease reblog this
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?